So… about that juice thing.
Mark did quite a nice job of summarizing our current situation. We are nearly 2/3 of the way through a three day juice fast. His idea. I now hate him. I want to kill him and eat him.
You know you’re hungry when you’re reading a sports article in the news and you salivate when you come across the name Carl Yastrzemski because it reminds you, strangely, of pastrami.
Just wait until you get to the gooey nougat center!
Mmm Mmm Manasse
Gotta love the Yasterzemski/pastrami association…
I don’t know why you continue to let Manasse convince you to deprive your body of food – he’s obviously jealous of your bottomless stomach and tireless metabolism…