A handy checklist for what NOT to do in the 24 hours following a 3 day juice fast:
* ravenously start eating a large pizza 1 second after the fast is over
* quickly eat 10/12 of the aforementioned pizza and promptly fall asleep next to the pizza box
* don’t eat anything for the next 19 hours
* spraypaint your classroom’s ugly yellow bookshelf outside with the wind blowing towards you
* eat the remaining two pieces
* play tennis for 2 and a half hours
I think you should have fallen asleep IN the pizza box.
Mr. Evans, can you reduce 10/12 to its least common denominator?
a. 3/4
b. 5/6
c. 80%
d. no
I leave for Canada tomorrow, wish me luck. Please do visit!