Yesterday I bought a juicer, a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer. Jack LaLanne is a 92 year old man who’s in much better shape than I am. That’s him on the left there, back when he was my age.
This morning, I *drank* a zucchini, 3 carrots, and a kiwi.
As a man whose meals consist almost entirely of varying combinations of cheese, turkey, and salsa, I figured some fruits and vegetables would be a darn good idea.
I think you should put some turkey in the juicer.